So you’re here to find out about me?  Well, Holden Caulfield sums up my feelings at the beginning of The Catcher in the Rye.

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

There you have it.  Now, go away.
















Still here?  I guess if you really want to know something about my private life, I’ll tell you about …

The Bunker

Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, deep in the woods, there is a bunker I call home.  Within these walls I work in solitude on my computer, trying to get the voices out of my head by turning them into fiction.  Since you’re so dang curious I guess I’ll show you a picture:

Now, that’s all I’m going to tell you.

Self Interview

Since this Chuck character is being so secretive, I’ve decided to interview him for you.

Q: Thanks for meeting me, Chuck.

A: Like I had a choice.

Q: So, do you really live in an undisclosed bunker in the woods?

A: Sure.

Q: If you’re deep in the woods, what do you do for electricity?

A: I have a very long extension cord.

Q: And what about Internet access?

A: Inter-what?

Q: Okay, I see I’m going to have to treat you as a hostile witness.

A: Why?

Q: Listen up, buddy!  I’m the one asking the questions here.

A: Yes, I am.

At this point the interview was over.  Luckily, I was able to take a snapshot of Chuck with my cell phone before the park ranger ran me off.

Man, I’d be embarrassed if my nose was that big.